Olympic Scandal - U.S. considers military action [satire]U.S. Considers Military Action to Remove Skating Judges
President issues ultimatum to 'axis of cheaters' [..]
"THE JUDGES FROM Russia, China, Poland and Ukraine represent an axis of cheaters," Mr. Bush said to a standing ovation in a special joint session of Congress. "And don't even get me started on the judges from France." [..]
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