Words I Hope Will Not Appear In My Obituary
by David Bratton (via Modern Humorist Banter):
Young
Potential
Suicide
Lengthy Illness
Freak and/or Farm Accident
Gangland-style
Layabout
Decline
Fall from grace
Accountant
Previous marriage(s)
Indictment and/or conviction
Exile
General Equivalency Diploma
Abandoned
Dominick Dunne