I have a message to deliver to the cute people of the world...
if you're cute, or maybe you're beautiful...
there's MORE OF US UGLY MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE THAN YOU ARE!! So watch out.
- F.Zappa
on screenwriting »A guy comes home from college to find his mother sleeping with his uncle, and there's a ghost running around. Write it good, it's Hamlet; write it bad, it's Gilligan's Island«
–Lorne Michaels