Andreas Schäfer - dekaf

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Simpsons

quotes

»did you know that the chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?«
»yes. crisotunity!«
[homer and lisa simpson]

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»Don't be reckless with other people's hearts.
Don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.«
as heard in the Sunscreen song in 1999 or read in the Chicago Tribune in '97

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quotes

»Must get out of this habit, he told himself [..] He had to get out of this bloody stupid habit of falling in love the way a cat bats at a bit of string. It's embarrasing and it's got to stop. It wouldn't be quite so bad if just once he had the guts at least to try and make something of it, but...

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Die Donau hat in Budapest schon ein ganzes Stück hinter sich, aus dem Schwarzwald kommend, quer durch Österreich.
»Aber die fließt von hier noch einige 100 Kilometer weiter bis ins Schwarze Meer«
»Ja, dafür haben sie Geld.«
[so oder ähnlich nacherzählt von T.]

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»dark funky and funny - just my blend«
»no kiddin'. if you were a cartoon character you'd be a snarky vampire who saves kittens.«

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Always

quotes

»you can always find somebody to fuck at the corner bar. it's the american way.«

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Control

quotes

Eben noch das Gefühl die Zügel in der Hand zu haben, alles zu kontrollieren, konnte er jetzt nicht mehr sagen, ob er Rosencrantz oder Guildenstern war.

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»Was hörtn ihr da für komische Sachen?«

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